Friday, March 28, 2014

Wine time, or vodka even

TGIF ladies! We made it!
Heading out with the girls tonight and I'm especially thirsty. Dashing home from work to slick on some lippy and slip on some heels. Luckily my morning blow dry has *almost* held.
Loved this quote I found on the sheshopped instagram the other night. That Lucy Cornes is a crack up!
The mood I'm in, I might need my friends to confiscate my phone . . . #trouble
Happy weekend lovers xx
PS. Go the Power! We're having a Mexican Showdown party to celebrate the first game at Adelaide Oval tomorrow. I'll share the famous pulled pork recipe with you next week . . . if Liam lets me!

Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Couldn't have said it better myself

(If only sound worked on this!)
This dating game is ruthless! And tiring. And expensive.
It's been a fun summer, but seriously, where is he?
There have been a few candidates along the way, let's recap:
  • The weirdo with the bag of chocolates keeping warm in his pocket that he produced as a gift for me (weird, but they were Lindt so . .  .)
  • The dude with the lisp who was so lovely but reminded me far too much of my brother (so pashing was way out of the question)
  • The English guy who liked long {awkward} pauses and wore sneakers with socks
  • The catch of the year who I never met even after four weeks of texting (I'm starting to think he never existed - just call me Casey Donovan)
  • The dude who drank coffee, and only coffee - look, I like coffee but I'm so much more charming and witty and gorgeous after a few vinos
  • And most recently, the perfect guy (sigh) who turned out to be the biggest turd in the world (insert expletives here)
I even looked this up this morning, out of pure desperation, but my mother would kill me.
The time has come to turn to the sisterhood - surely you must have wonderful, eligible, charming male friends out there?
My friends are having their first 'Bring a Friend Friday' drinks at The Carlton this Friday in the city, and I invite you to a) come along and b) bring a delightful male guest! We're all new to Melbourne and are keen to broaden our friendship group - it's very Adelaide centric at the moment an it's time to adopt new peeps to the fold!
There will be other singles there (that's the good thing about this city, I'm not the only one!) and it's sure to be fun. Beats sitting on the couch on your own eating a whole block of chocolate and watching online episodes of Real Housewives of Melbourne (because that's not what I did at all last Friday night . . .)
Let's talk, friends!
PS. How GOOD is Real Housewives of Melbourne!? #carcrashtv #loveit
And here my friends, is the extended clip . . .

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

I love a sunburnt country

How good is this campaign!?