

But no, it hurt like buggery!
Had xrays and turns out there's no break, just some muscle damage so can't do anything but rest it.
Almost hoped for a break so that I could wear it in an Hermes scarf sling like the oh-so-stylish Grace Kelly. How Prepfection of her!
I don't actually own an Hermes scarf, but I didn't actually break my arm, so we won't worry about the details! We're dealing in hypotheticals where anything's possible . . . including a wardobe lined in Birkin bags, silk scarves and Kate Spade ballet flats.
A fluoro pink cast would've also been a nice touch . . . do you think they come in ikat these days?
1 comment:
You're hilarious, my dear! Although I rather agree that breaking ones arm would almost be worth it for the Hermes sling!
xx
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